The Scary french Kiss Dream! O_o

So that night i saw Paz Vega in my dreams and beside the Caribbian shores in the middle of the french kiss i broke it off after a minute n asked

"Wait, wait, wait!!"

"What is it, sweatheart (i hate those cheeky words!)"

"Look, you kissing me doesnt mean that i have to roam around everywhere with your hands handcuffed to mine and stare at your eyes like a real big zombie everytime and eventually get commited and marry and get 3-4 kids out of you, right?? I mean all those getting a big belly and a bald head and changing screaming kids' diapers and bringing vegetables for you and living in one place with a useless 9-5 job like all those boring daddies and uncles scares the shit outta me!!!"

"Oh god!! hell no"

"Wow, okay!... lets get back to the action then!"
And then we resumed the kiss for 3 more minutes... ;-)

Eventually she breaks it off and says 

"Look dont worry about it.. we dont need to get so many kids and i ll get a maid to bring the vegetables!"

And right then!! that very moment  i took my shirt off and jumped into the sea and i swam across and swam n swam n swam n swam n swam with everything i got!! fuck! bitch wants to have kids n stuff!! O_o

(shouldnt have said bitch, i do respect girls(-_-))

eventually i woke up chocking and coughing as if i was getting drowned n all...

I drank some water, smoked a davidoff with my feet hanging outside the top floor window... even though i am in love with the night breeze but its hard to not get back to the dream..

I slept and went back to the same 'Scary french kiss dream' with the scene rewined from the start but this time..... well, this time i had a new celebrity!!! B-j

(what!??... i like the 1st 4 minutes of the french kiss!! :D )